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In Thursday's Dilbert strip, the Pointy-Haired Boss tells Dilbert, "I can't give you a raise because of your history of lying about everything."

Dilbert replies, "I don't lie. I have a history of being falsely accused."

The Pointy-Haired Boss says, "I'll add that lie to your list."

Dilbert says, "I don't see a path to victory here."

The Pointy-Haired Boss reminds me of a dean I used to know at Amherst College more than thirty years ago. I did, in the end, graduate, and refrained from donating any money to Amherst, so that may count as a victory.

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