That’s Funny, You Don’t Look Neanderthal
Dec. 20th, 2020 12:31 amAccording to an update from 23andMe, I have 264 Neanderthal genetic variants, giving me more Neanderthal DNA than 83% of their customers, although that’s still less than 2% of my total DNA. Originally, they told me that I had 263 such variants, giving me less Neanderthal DNA than 68% of their customers, so I guess their customer pool has changed. I remain rather slender, tall, and without heavy brows, so their original number seemed more plausible.
According to their report, I have a Neanderthal genetic variant associated with difficulty discarding rarely used possessions. That’s it, I can blame the clutter on an ancestor who kept cracked stone blades, nearly worn-out animal skin garments, and other such stuff in his cave.
I also have a Neanderthal genetic variant associated with being a better sprinter than long distance runner. I’m not much of either, but perhaps a different gene is to blame for my flat feet. I can’t set any speed records, but I can jog for fifty paces or so, walk a bit, jog another fifty paces, and so on, helping me reach my destination faster than if I only walked.
I also have a Neanderthal genetic variant associated with being less likely to eat leafy greens. It would appear that genomic probability is not destiny, because I do typically eat a salad containing lettuce and arugula each day.
According to their report, I have a Neanderthal genetic variant associated with difficulty discarding rarely used possessions. That’s it, I can blame the clutter on an ancestor who kept cracked stone blades, nearly worn-out animal skin garments, and other such stuff in his cave.
I also have a Neanderthal genetic variant associated with being a better sprinter than long distance runner. I’m not much of either, but perhaps a different gene is to blame for my flat feet. I can’t set any speed records, but I can jog for fifty paces or so, walk a bit, jog another fifty paces, and so on, helping me reach my destination faster than if I only walked.
I also have a Neanderthal genetic variant associated with being less likely to eat leafy greens. It would appear that genomic probability is not destiny, because I do typically eat a salad containing lettuce and arugula each day.