Telephone problem

[ndrosen]

My landline telephone has not been working the past few days, no dial tone or anything, although my online connection is good. It may be that the physical phone, which, if I recall correctly, I bought for twenty-odd dollars in Austin, Texas in 1985, has breathed its last, and needs to be replaced.

I already have problems with my smartphone, which has been more trouble than the flip phone I used to use before they went 5G. If you’re unable to call me, now you know why.

This is not, alas, an April Fool’s day joke.