Trump Save America JFC

Yesterday, I received a mailing from “Trump Save America JFC,” in which “President” Trump solicited money from me. This gave me the opportunity to display my patriotism, and do a minor good deed for my country: since the return envelope is postage-paid, I put some scrap paper (from the mailing) in it, including the part with my name and address (I don’t want to be an anonymous coward). On my way downstairs to catch the shuttle bus, I plan to put that in the outgoing mail slot, leaving the grifter in chief with a dollar or so less to spend on ruining the country for his own aggrandizement.