Another Begging Letter from the Crooked Plutocrat

I got home this evening to find one piece of mail in my mailbox, an appeal for money from “Donald J. Trump for President 2024, Inc.”. As usual, it comes with a prepaid return envelope. I’m playing fair with the recipients of my reply: I will include the return slip, which has my name on it, so that they can stop wasting money pestering me if they so choose. I hope that they will waste more, of course.

Furthermore, the return slip says, “President Trump, we will Save America together!” I have altered that to “Felon Trump, I will try to Save America from you!”

I’m doing my little bit to support and defend the United States Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic, one piece of junk mail at a time.